12 rules for dating my daughter

12 rules for dating my daughter-27

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.

Marine, gathered these rules together from around the Web, updated them a bit and sent them to me. Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

However, to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during your date with my daughter, I will use my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely to your waist.

Rule Four : I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.

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